Office Lingo

I’m not really a big fan of GQ, but I’ve been getting a subscription because Cargo went under and they switched it to GQ. Whatever…I just loved this article written by Cecil Donahue about office lingo. The quote below says a lot:

“Think outside the box.” This is the classic example of unintended corporate irony: invoking a wretched cliche in a vain attempt to inspire creativity. the guy who utters this crap has never actually set foot outside the box. He would not, in fact, know a triangle if it stabbed him in the eye. As a highly respected company square he is skilled in the art of squeezing a few more pounds of sh** into said box and declaring that he’s created “an expanded fecal quadrilateral.”

The Wire

So, I got into this show VERY late, but I might not have gotten into it at all. Above is the promo for the fifth season of The Wire. It is slowly growing into one of my favorite television shows ever. Let me break it down:

  1. It is a true serial series. As enjoyable as it can be to sit down and watch an episode of CSI, SVU, or CI, there is something about a serial series. I can’t speak about 24, but even though Lost has this over arching theme for the whole series/season, it still packages each episode which you could technically watch individually. The Wire doesn’t have any of that. There is a theme for each season, but you really need to watch from beginning to the end. No show-to-show stories…watch the season or you won’t get it. I like that.
  2. Crazy amounts of characters that have personalities immediately. I kid you not…in just the first 5 episodes, there must be at least 30 to 40 regulars. Plus, they all aren’t just caricatures of some cliched character…they seem whole right away like you can relate to them. The actors really nail everything.
  3. In relation to the above, even though nothing earth shattering happens every episode, it is interesting as hell. The dialog is on point. It adds interest through its mutliple characters and scene changes. You really have to keep up. It is almost like you take a really good, dialog heavy movie and just chop it up.
  4. It’s really like no other show I’ve watched. Even though it seems on the outside to be a cop show, it bares no resemblance to any other show on television…ever. The fact this thing got greenlit…even on HBO or any other cable channel….is amazing.

I have actually found it difficult to watch other television shows because The Wire does things so differently, everything else just seems to pale in comparison. I hate to call it “the thinking man’s show” but in this day and age of easily consumable entertainment, The Wire is anti-TV.

This is Not a Photograph


Image courtesy of Blair Art Studios

I guess this is really an exercise in patience, determination, and skill more than it is inspiration, but the picture above was created completely from an airbrush and Photoshop. They did not use a woman’s photograph to make the picture…she is completely made-up. I doubt many “artists” would see it as art, but what it lacks in a purpose, it completely makes up for in attention to detail. A masterpiece….